legal . short . rude . amusing .
a boston spitfire at it’s finest
college student . dental hygiene major/spanish minor
erotic . kind hearted . resentful . hugs from behind adorer
i love his pillow talk and sweet nothings <3
I ENJOY EDUCATED PEOPLE OF SUBSTANCE!
stupid people, avoid me at all costs
im lured to pretty dicks, iced caramel macchiatos & sarcasm
i threaten/wish/hope death on people . trophywifeism!
i have severe issues with perfectionism and mocking people
kids make me smile. i love babies. i can't wait to have 4 little ones
porn + stimulating conversations + neck tats + skee-ball + cunnilingus = ♥♥♥♥♥
i love to read books and flip my pillow over to the cold side
i’m a little demented . i fucking love amusement parks!
the fatter the blunts and the fatter the dick, the better
kim kardashian is the hottest bitch on the planet and i’d do the unspeakable to her
a plush bathrobe is my outfit of choice . sour apple martinis and gyrating hips is a great night out
i bloody hate it when people answer my question with a question
sesame chickenlovesit . starbucks & burberry slutbucketaddict
fuck your ps3 with award winning graphics, i play super nintendo religiously
stewie griffin & katt williams lover . candle junkie
i have great handwriting . i sign off without saying bye
i text 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year
I AM THE AMERICAN DREAM & I LOVE MY HAIR ®
I born and bred in boston, yes I say “pahk the cah” no I will not say it. I was born November 14th and I'm your typical scorpio female - forceful, overly sexual, intensely emotional, ambitious, jealous, loyal, secretive, passionate, intuitive, magnetic and resentful, not living on the surface of life, but experincing it at its deepest levels. I currently live in piss poor norfolk, virginia and my god do I hate it. SOUTHERNERS SUCK AT DRIVING. I cannot wait to graduate and get the fuck out of this sorry ass state filled with incompetent morons. Theres only two positive impacts that has derived from being in this state. A man who loves me unconditionally and a dog who loves me unconditionally. They’re both my rock. I’d completely lose my sanity if everyday I was unable to hug and kiss them both. I love them.
I attend ODU, pursuing a bachelors of science in dental hygiene as well as a minor in spanish. Hit me up when you need your teeth cleaned! I love school. I want to be a real estate agent too and own a restaurant. I LOVE TO COOK AND BAKE AND IM SO FUCKING FABULOUS AT IT. I need to share my delightful recipes with the rest of the world because I feel I’m committing a crime by denying the public my deliciousness and what better way to do so than to own an extravagant restaurant and charge $35 for a french fry. If all else fails, I plan to be a trophy wife.
If it wasnt for leaving the comforts of my home state and family, I would simply not be the person I am sitting here before you. The last year and a half of being on my own, especially the last six months, has forced me to learn the unbearable life lesson’s at the expense of my dignity and happiness. Lets just say I'm a work in progress. I may look happy and fabulous, but if you only knew the thoughts inside my head, "goddamn life is hard". but I'm going to smile, because I deserve to.
